Jackaholics Anonymous
Hi.
My name is Marie,
and I am a Jackaholic.
Ten signs to watch out for:
- You have more than one Jack Russell coffee mug.
- You keep looking for more.
- You have "I love Jack Russell" T-shirts.
- More than one.
- You schedule your life around your Jack Russells.
- You lose touch with friends who don't like Jacks.
- "Jack" means Jack Russell, not Jack Daniels.
- You change your job so you can spend more time with your Jacks.
- If your Jack needs more bed, you buy a king size (or sleep on the floor).
- You think "what's wrong with just one more" when you already have two.
- The more Jack Russells you have, the less reliable your judgement about how many you can manage.
- You lose your ability to count to ten.
Please, watch out for these signs. If 3 or more apply to you, consider getting help.
It's too late for me
© Marie Zernask / July 2006